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02 August 2008 @ 12:57 pm
The city of Gotham needs you!  
Citizens, do your civic duty! Since we can't capture fail!SMEYER under citizens arrest, write a review!

You know how craptastic the books are. So make sure Breaking Down isn't misrepresented. We deserved a better book.

I'll make it easy for you.

Some of these sites, you need to have ordered something from their site. Pretty sure with all of them, you need an account. So do what you can with the sites you have access to. Write an honest review, give the appropriate amount of stars you think it deserves.

Not that I'm suggesting anything...but I've pretty much chosen 1 star is as much as the book is going to get out of me.

Write reviews on:

-Amazon.com *most important because most frequent this site.
-Borders.com*also important
-Barnes and Noble.com*again, important
-Alibris*no one written a review yet!
-Half.com *only rating needed, so go rate!

Non-purchasing sites, but still need you voice heard!:
Breaking Dawn Myspace
Fail!S.Meyer Myspace

If there any other sites, post them and I'll edit them in.

christy: it's simpleyunnieily on August 2nd, 2008 06:36 pm (UTC)
you know you pretty much rock right?
pink_martini2pink_martini2 on August 2nd, 2008 08:17 pm (UTC)
well...i try. ^_^
dietzipcokedietzipcoke on August 2nd, 2008 06:53 pm (UTC)
Oooooooh...will do.
Maerhysmaerhys on August 2nd, 2008 07:22 pm (UTC)
Ace. I am going to be submitting reviews all over the place.
pink_martini2pink_martini2 on August 2nd, 2008 08:18 pm (UTC)
DO IT! I've already hit up Amazon. 13 out of 13 people found my review helpful. XD
cglue on August 2nd, 2008 07:26 pm (UTC)
I'm going to do it after I write my e-mail to SMeyer and my LJ entry as to why the whole Twilight series fails.
okazakiakane on August 3rd, 2008 12:00 am (UTC)
I've been trying to find an e-mail for her. Care to share?
cglue on August 3rd, 2008 12:03 am (UTC)
I don't have but I'm trying to find somewhere to sent it so she might read it. Maybe an adress for fanmail or something like that.
イレーナlady_grace on August 2nd, 2008 07:49 pm (UTC)
Definitely will write a scathing review once I finish this monstrosity.
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justagimmickjustagimmick on August 2nd, 2008 08:01 pm (UTC)
I'll be reviewing on amazon.co.uk once we get the book here in England!
pink_martini2pink_martini2 on August 2nd, 2008 08:19 pm (UTC)
Oh yes! sorry, of course the major ones should all have a .co.uk sister site. So anyone reading this, go ahead and leave some there too!
KNIGHTLEY: Tate - graham norton / heheknight_ley on August 2nd, 2008 08:09 pm (UTC)
lolll i cannot wait to read this craptastic book.
Rachel: The Lion King - Pride Rock - Beginningcorpseinthisbed on August 2nd, 2008 10:21 pm (UTC)
Done :D Even though, you know, I haven't actually read past page 303 and only know a summary of the rest of the book.
flimzyflopd4nce4m01 on August 2nd, 2008 10:26 pm (UTC)
:O There is no review up for Amazon.ca I MUST WRITE ONE.
Carringtonwheezysgal on August 2nd, 2008 11:02 pm (UTC)

Clearly, Meyer has been sharing the crack.
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lovesicksoul on August 3rd, 2008 12:11 am (UTC)
It's only five stars because people reveiwed it before the goddamn book even came out.
lana del rey: [stock] sbuxrozzybox on August 3rd, 2008 03:39 am (UTC)
Chapters/Indigo It's the Canadian version of Barnes & Noble / Borders
pink_martini2pink_martini2 on August 3rd, 2008 03:52 am (UTC)
Thank ya! I've edited it in. :D
lana del rey: [film] breakfast at tiffany'srozzybox on August 3rd, 2008 04:08 am (UTC)
I just reviewed it. I was appalled at the 5 star average. I could not ignore that.
your favorite flavor of insufferablekathrynthegr8 on August 3rd, 2008 01:11 pm (UTC)
I reviewed on amazon. Normaly I don't feel moved enough one way or the other to go to these type of sites. I did with BD. People need to know what they are buying.
The pen is the tongue of the mind.: itbrokemollywobbles867 on August 4th, 2008 03:40 am (UTC)
Just put in a comment for the SS Failmeyer's Myspace:

I'll be surprised if this makes it through screening, but Breaking Dawn was horrible. It was contrived, the characters were shadows of their former selves, and you ruined Jacob with the whole Nessie thing.

The only redeeming part about the whole thing was Jacob's perspective, but even then the actual events going on were dragged out too much.

Your editor should have cut it down to 400 pages and make it tighter and, in some things, told you to go back to the drawing board.

Also, I was expecting an epic battle, crazy newborn Bella, and angst over leaving her human life behind. We got none of this, therefore completely negating the whole thing about choice in Eclipse. Everything turned out to be "fate" after all, which is a cop-out.
pink_martini2pink_martini2 on August 4th, 2008 04:09 am (UTC)
wow I applaud that person for sounding so civil.

BTW. I was away for a birthday BBQ... and what did I come home to find? The 5 star ratings are now higher than the 1 star. Average is still 3 stars. BUT WTF
lana del rey: [gspgrl] bluckrozzybox on August 6th, 2008 02:20 am (UTC)
Posting for the lolz... This can be found over at the page for Breaking Fail at Chapters/Indigo. Go review there, as the raving fan girls are starting to verbally express the orgasms they had over the fail...

why are so many people dissapointed???

i just adored this book and i dont see why it was a dissapointment for so many. in fack it was the best in the series from my point of view. i loved that bella was ready to sacrafice herself for edwards baby and even had faith that she was going to live. she was happy even when it tore open her stomach because she loved her baby. and then jacob imprints on her, i thought this was quite funny, how is it disturbing? the ending was perfect too. edward and bella in their little cottage of love with their beloved nessie. how could things get better then that? why all the dissapointed reveiws???? i loved this book and it will always be one of my favourite books ever. stephanie meyer will always be one of my favourite authors ever. bella and edward will always remain in my heart.