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03 April 2011 @ 12:29 am
Have you guys seen them?
Also, have you seen all the damage control Summit/FailMeyer are doing?

It's quite humorous.

My favorite picture is Edward holding newborn mutant baby with his mouth covered in Bella Blood/Placenta.
11 October 2010 @ 11:47 pm
So, I was on YouTube, looking at nothing in particular, and found the RIFFTRAX for New Moon!


11 March 2010 @ 03:29 pm
You know, I must say that I actually *do* love the trailers of the Twilight franchise*. They're very well done in the sense that they actually make me want to see the movie...for about two minutes, and then I come back to my senses.

This trailer, however, wasn't exciting at all. In fact, it was kind of very blah.

Dare I hope against hope that this will be what finally breaks the evil spell of Twilight mania? That our ADD-tweens will get tired of sparkly vampires and will NOT be excited over this movie and it will, maybe not flop, but not do as well? Will it finally come to an end?

Is is too much to dream?

*In fact, I love the trailers so much, I made one of my own using the audio, like so: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zY3jNe1GcVE
19 February 2010 @ 02:00 am
I cried.



To whom this may concern:

This movie was a complete waste and I feel that it offends ALL Twilight Fans around the world, that including myself. For one, it was a COMPLETE remaking of the Wolf Pack from the Twilight Saga: New Moon. It gives the werewolves a bad name and makes them look like some deformed mutation of a rabid dog. I actually started to like werewolves after seeing Jacob Black and all his awesomeness on the big screen at the movies. That was until I saw your crappy remake of what you call to be a "were wolf". I don't see how you live with yourself for making it the way you did. If I made this movie, I would be ashamed to even admit that I owned it. How can a werewolf be killed with a silver bullet? Better yet, have you saw the transformation of the man that is "supposed" to be the wolf? He sits in some chair and his entire body turns in to some mutated freak. If you would watch the transformation of Jacob Black, (Taylor Lautner) he doesn't come close to looking as fake, cheap and or mutated as the wolf man.  You tell me, who looks to be the better werewolf. Your stupid Wolf Movie didn't even make the top Movie for the charts; Valentines Day WITH TAYLOR Lautner! Get that this is MY oppinion and I felt I wanted to express it because I saw that your email was on your site. I wanted to let you know this is what i thought of the wolf man that sucks.

The Poser of who could never be even if they tried : " Aka : Rabid poser Werewolf  "The Wolf Man"
04 January 2010 @ 04:51 pm
Can't really say much about the Twilight SAT study guide thing in the post below, but at least SparkNotes has some sense:


BELLA: Hey Jake.
JACOB: Hi Bella. How's it going at the Cullen Prison?
BELLA: Stop it, Jake. They're just trying to protect me.
JACOB: I think they're taking things too far.
BELLA: Well, last night they did saw off my toes.
JACOB: What?!
BELLA: It's no big deal. They just didn't want me to be able to run, or tip-toe. Whatever.
JACOB: No! Bella, that's not "whatever." This is dangerous.
BELLA: And they did chain me to the radiator. I asked Alice why, and she just giggled and screamed, "Girls' night!" She's a hoot.
JACOB: Bella! You idiot! They're enslaving you.
BELLA: They also permanently blinded me with chemicals. It's so annoying.
JACOB: I'm coming to save you!
BELLA: No, Jake. It's OK. Really. They just didn't want me to be able to look at things that are dangerous. I guess I can understand that. The Cullens are so sweet and nice.
BELLA: Later, Esme is going to tear out my tongue, so this is probably the last time I can ever talk to you. Crazy, right? But I can't complain. They got me a bed! A big pretty one!
BELLA: Oh Jake. You're being silly. But if you are coming to rescue me, bring me a sleeveless shirt. I no longer have arms. I'll explain later. Bye-bye.
27 December 2009 @ 08:12 pm
I got this link from a friend's journal.

Amazon.co.uk's Top 10 Best-selling books/authors of the Decade

All I can say to this is: Yiiiikes.

I mean, yay for woman writers being in the top 10!

But - it makes me want to cry because SMeyer's books are affecting such a large readership when they're so bad.

Ah, well. Obviously she gets the last laugh in all of this.
My Emotional State: pessimisticskeptical
Rocking To: Long Distance Call : Phoenix
27 December 2009 @ 12:32 pm
11 December 2009 @ 08:29 pm
So, I'm working on my own vampire story, and a question popped-up in my head about whether or not vampires can be photographed (vampires not being able to see their reflection, and whatnot...) so I googled the question and I found this website. Not only did they have an extensive amount of info on vampire myths and were able to answer my question more or less, but they also had this:


ALL of the articles on this website are incredibly loooonng and detailed, but worth it for the lulz. Here's a few excerpts...

Under their definition, Twilight is...

"A series of young adult Paranormal Romance novels by Stephenie Meyer, and the title of the first book. It is about a girl named Bella who falls in love with Edward Cullen, a vampire. Unfortunately, Bella's blood is Edward's equivalent to rich, molten chocolate cake infused with blood orange ganache, so Edward has to form a relationship with Bella while resisting the urge to suck her dry. There's also the occasional Wacky Wayside Tribe such as the vampire tracker James and the Volturi."

"Robert Pattison doesn't shower for a couple days before he goes out in public. Why? He hates the fangirls that constantly approach him, and disgusting body odor is a tool he uses to keep them away."

"Kill It With Fire - the only known way to get rid of vampires for good, and some would say the proper way to deal with the books.
Chlorine Trifluoride. BURN IT BURNS EVERYTHING!

"Idiot Plot: Almost every plot point in the first book is brought about by one or more character being stupid. Hasn't Carlisle ever heard of homeschooling?"

"The title of the birth chapter: There Are No Words For This.
Stephanie has obviously never heard the word Squick."

"Public Service Announcement: if you identify with Bella during that part of New Moon for two weeks at a time or longer, please seek medical assistance, as it is a very accurate depiction of at least some forms of severe depression."